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How to become a Alchemy Member

Updated: Dec 7, 2023


Step-by-Step Guide to HOw to become a alchemy member


Step 1: The Magic Begins at the 'Login' Button

So you want to know how to become a Alchemy member? Easy! just Hover your cursor like a UFO over that 'Login' button perched proudly at the top of the page. It's your gateway to greatness, your portal to potential. Ready? Click it with the gusto of someone who's just found the last piece of pizza. 🍕 Or if you are lazy you can just click here! ........ WAIT! it's important to know where that "Login" button is! its at the top of every single damn page on this website haha.

Alchemy login button

Step 2: Detail Disclosure – Less Intense Than a First Date

A few basic details are all we need. Think of it like filling out a personality quiz that doesn't judge you for choosing "stay in with a book" over "wild night out." Your name, email, and a password that's as strong and complex as your future workout plan will do just fine.



Alchemy sign up form

Step 3: Alchemy Style – Poof, You're In!

Once you've tickled the keys and filled in the fields, hit that ‘Sign Up’ button like you’re hitting the play button on your favorite jam. And, in true Alchemy style—Voilà! No smoke, no mirrors, just straight-up modern-day magic. You, my friend, are in!


Step 4: A Dashboard More Personal Than Your Toothbrush

Now for the grand reveal! Your very own dashboard is now live and kicking. It's the personal digital fortress where you can view and edit your workout plans, meal plans, and if curiosity gets the better of you, peek at the courses you've eyeballed.



Alchemy personal dashboard

Step 5: Take the Grand Tour

Grab your virtual explorer's hat and take a spin around your new command center. Upload that avatar that makes you look like a superhero (because, let's face it, you are one). Familiarize yourself with the nooks and crannies. It's all yours to command!

Signing up is easier than convincing yourself to hit the gym on a cold Monday morning. We've linked your mind, body, and business aspirations together in this handy membership, just like we’ve intertwined our expertise in those areas for over two decades.


It’s time to take control, navigate your way to success, and maybe have a little fun while you’re at it. After all, why should magicians have all the fun with their smoke and mirrors when you can have a user-friendly dashboard?


Welcome to Alchemy Membership—where the transformation is real, and the only thing we eliminate faster than waste is complexity. So, don your digital cape, because your journey to the extraordinary starts here! 🎩✨

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